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Life after death

Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, Sir. the new recrui...»»

Captain's recording

This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...I\'d like to welcome you aboard British Ai...»»

Obituary

The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. How much does it cost to have a...»»

Pickmeup

I love every bone in your body, especial...»»

Pig In A Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. T...»»

Plastic Surgery

Hey, if I pay for the plastic surgery wi...»»

Policeman

What to not say to the nice policeman...»»

Red Sox Humor

Three fans are walking to fen Way Park f...»»

Republicans in Heaven

Why are there only 12 Republicans in hea...»»

Russian Beauties

What do you call a beautiful girl in Rus...»»

Santa Schnap...

You're so ugly, you had to wear a paper...»»

Sell Your Ugly Body

You're so ugly you could sell your body...»»

Sexist Pig Joke

Why do women have legs? So they can ge...»»

Shorty

You are so small that when it rains, you...»»

Signs you are a loser

1. Your dog rather rub up against the wa...»»

Tell Me Everything

Tell me everything you know...I have a f...»»

Instant Cow Attraction!

How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?...»»

Insult

You're so short you're the last one to k...»»

Insults

You have "mint" breath. Mint to brush...»»

Is That Your Face?

Is that your face or did your neck throw...»»

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