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Make Money

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool v...»»

Be Careful for What You Wish for

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on t...»»

Adam's suit

Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out. He picked it up and looked at...»»

Why doesn't he just walk out?

Dad: Good heavens, get me a shovel quick! George\'s stuck in the mud to his shoelaces. Mom: His s...»»

I forgot to turn off the shower

Wife: Oh, stop the car quickly! I forgot to turn off the electric iron. Husband: That\'s all righ...»»

Change for award

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy...»»

A Thank-you Letter

Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like told you? Yes, Mum. Your handwriting seems ve...»»

The Father and His Son

Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was a very good pupil. In fact, he was the b...»»

Bedtime Prayers

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Mak...»»

A Pledge

A Pledge Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how we...»»

Is she pregnant?

A woman went to the doctor\'s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ... but after 4...»»

"What are you doing?"

A 60-year-old woman came home one day an...»»

Butcher lived in an apartment...

This butcher lived in an apartment over...»»

A father charges into the...

a father charges into the bathroom and s...»»

"then go f*** yourself"

A kentucky family took a vacation to new...»»

A woman went to a resort with...

A woman went to a resort with her son. W...»»

The Bible teaches to love...

The Bible teaches to love your neighbor,...»»

Mum, what is it the daddy has?

A small girl suddenly sees her father co...»»

WHAT?! And to him too?

Classical situation. The wife in bed wit...»»

The man enters a drugstore:

- Give me a pack of condoms. - What siz...»»

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