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How Much for a Season Pass?

A new dorm rule was announced. The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,...»»

Can anyone give me...?

Can anyone give me a good example? Teacher: We know that heat causes an object to expand and cold...»»

Our Tails

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and sai...»»

The Biggest in the World

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what\'\'s the biggest in...»»

Class, Lass and Ass

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the black...»»

Taking attendance

On my first day of classes at my University I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The...»»

Open-book exam

ON THE DAY of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the b...»»

Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by...»»

Taking attendance

Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked ...how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody wh...»»

Boring lectures

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for...»»

Most wanted autograph

Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: Whose autogr...»»

Two days

Teacher: Farai, what are the two days of...»»

Media Report

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The 5 Levels of Drinking

Level 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight, yo...»»

Fries with that

The science graduate asks, "Why does it...»»

Mastering the language

Three immigrants to the U. S. were just...»»

LA High School Maths Exam...

City of LAHigh School Math Proficiency E...»»

North America

Teacher: Class, who can go to the board...»»

A College Christmas

Twas the night before finals, And all...»»

Giddy up

"Just to establish some parameters," sai...»»

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