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Beer

the professor rapped on his desk and shouted: Gentlemen, order! the entire class yelled Beer!...»»

Peanuts?

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and o...»»

How much stronger?

Two old drunks were lapping them up at a...»»

Shake her hand

A drunk is taking a leak right on the st...»»

Mistaken Identity

A drunken guy is walking down the street...»»

Bug on Windshield

A man and his wife are driving down the...»»

Ugly Chick

A man is out, driving happily along in h...»»

After a holiday

After a holiday, workers were coming bac...»»

What is In Your Hand?

"My god! What happened to you?" the bart...»»

Beer interferes

Question: What to do if beer interferes...»»

Scotch & Water

An old woman is in the bar of a cruise s...»»

The Morning After

Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangove...»»

Super Jerk

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at...»»

Unfaithful Wives

Paddy and his two friends are talking at...»»

Buy the House a Round

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the...»»

Decoy

One night, a police officer was stalking...»»

Drunk

After having had several drinks in a bar...»»

Bar Quotes

1. Time is never wasted when you're wast...»»

Blood Bar

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit d...»»

The Emotional Horse

One day a guy walks into a bar. The bart...»»

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