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Centipede and Parrot

Q: What do you get when you cross a cent...»»

Chicken Engineering at Its...

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry maga...»»

Capon Fear

Why was the chicken afraid of the chicke...»»

Cats -- Now And Forever

What are the two things a cat is good fo...»»

Cows In Government

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...»»

Blonde Bird Watcher

A blonde and her father are walking down...»»

Those Crazy Vermont Folk

Why do people in vermont were kilts? S...»»

By removing his batteries!

How do you stop an elephant from chargin...»»

Elephant Time

A young man is wandering around the...»»

A Male Whale and a Female Whale

A male whale and a female whale were...»»

Two roaches having a discussion

Two roaches were munching on garbage...»»

Bear hunting

Every year, Bob goes hunting during...»»

A Bear and a Rabbit

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dum...»»

Three tough mice

Three mice are at a bar, having drin...»»

Crowbar

Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place where...»»

Put him in the front seat.

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking...»»

Elephant and Rhino

What do you get when you cross an elepha...»»

Blonde & Turtle

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in...»»

Blonde Bird Watcher

A blonde and her father are walking down...»»

Elephant Physiology

Why do elephants have four feet? Becau...»»

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