"then go f*** yourself"

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A kentucky family took a vacation to new york city. for an adventure, the father took his son to see a skyscraper. they were amazed by everything they saw -- especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. the boy asked, "what's that there, paw?" the father responded, "well, son, i reckon i never did see nothing like this in my entire life. i got no darned idea what it is!" while the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. the walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. the walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. they continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. the walls opened again, and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out. the father turned to his son and said, "go get your maw." this little boy and his grandfather are fishing. granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says, "grandpa, can i have one of those?" grandpa says "is your penis big enough to touch your a******?" to which the little boy responds "no." "then you can't have one." a while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "can i have on of those?" grandpa says "is your penis big enough to touch your a******?" to which the little boy responds "no." "then you can't have one." later on, grandpa and grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says, "i just won ,000" grandpa says, "great, you?e going to split that with me, right?" the little boy asks, "grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your a******?" "yes," says grandpa. "then go f*** yourself"

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